and the skeletons in BOTH our CLOSETS plotted hard to fuck this up...
everyone talks about dog zoomies 🙄 what about cat zoomies
1D Sex Toy Fest - Prompt Submissions Open
Rules:
- There is no minimum or maximum word count requirement.
- Fics must be completed when posted to Ao3. No WIPs.
- This fest is not anonymous. Feel free to post snippets or teasers. (Make sure to tag @1dsextoyfest)
- As this is a One Direction fest, one of the members must be included in the main pairing.
- There does not even need to be a pairing. Solo masturbation is allowed as long as a sex toy is involved.
- It does not matter if a pairing is romantic, platonic, etc. as long as it is sexual.
- There will be no restriction on the writing of sensitive or potentially triggering content, though it must be tagged appropriately.
- If you have any questions regarding what counts as a sex toy or if your prompt will work for the fest, please ask! The contact information is under the Misc section.
Schedule:
- Prompt Submissions Start: Tuesday, August 22nd, 2023.
- Prompt Submissions End: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023.
- Sign Ups Start: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023.
- Sign Ups End: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023.
- Author Check In: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023.
- Due Date: Tuesday, February 6th, 2024.
- Posting Schedule: Will be determined after the due date.
Misc:
- The email address is 1dsextoyfest@gmail.com and authors may want to add this to their address book so emails don’t end up in their spam folder.
- Author’s sign up will be confirmed through email within the first 48 hours.
- If you have any questions or concerns, don’t hesitate to get in touch.
me: a boring person that gets bored
sometimes you just need to dunk your head in a sink full of ice water to feel better









